List of Characters

Friends and Family

The Weissmans

The Maisels

Zelda & Janusz

The Lehmans (Rose's Family)

Astrid's Friends & Family

The Clearys

Abe's Friends & Family

Pets

Susie Myerson & Associates

Official Staff

Clients

Shady Associates

Susie's Family

Susie's Birds

Susie's Neighbors

Rejected Secretary Candidates

Rejected Client Candidates

Real People

Comics

Talk-Show Hosts

“The Legend of Lizzie” Cast

Artists

Activists & Politicians

Actors

Writers & Directors

Broadway Producers

Musicians

Dancers

Jeopardy!

Misc. Celebrities

Miscellaneous Comics

Agents, Bookers, etc.

Religious Institutions

Temple Shearith Israel

Officials

Attendees

Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow

Jackie's Funeral Chapel

Miscellaneous

Steiner Mountain Resort (The Catskills)

Guests

Staff

The Gaslight Cafe

Staff & Owners

Performers

Audience Members

B. Altman's Department Store

The Revlon Counter

The Phone Room

Managament

Customers

Other Employees & Friends of Vivian

The Petrusca Family

The Gaiety Strip Club

Bryn Mawr College

Students

Teachers

Law & Order

Police Officers

FBI Agents

Lawyers

Judges

Defendants

Other

Upper West Side

385 Riverside Drive

Lutzi's Meats & Poultry

Miscellaneous

Tri-Borough Plastics

New York Passerby

The Kettle of Fish Bar

Communists & Beatniks

Psychics

Helena Rubinstein Class

The City Spoon

Maisel & Roth / The Garment District

Factory Workers

Models

Columbia University

Students

Staff

The Village Vanguard

The Friar's Club

Darius' Newsstand

The Music Inn

715 West 116th Street

Misc. Audience Members

The Copacabana

Denizens of The Stage Deli

Old Town Bar & Restaurant

Bell Labs

The Village Voice

Staff

Staff & Associates

Sophie Lennon's Household

Unknown Burlesque Club

Midge and Joel's Wedding

Paris, France

Rose's Friends

Abe's Friends

Madame Arthur Staff & Patrons

Miscellaneous

The Art World

Painters

Patrons

The Cedar Tavern

Jimmy's Hideaway

WNPO-TV's 3rd Annual Stop Arthritis & Rheumatism Telethon

Performers

Control Booth

Organizers

Audience

Shy Baldwin and Co.

The Band/Entourage

Management

Wedding Staff

Wedding Guests

Chinatown

Basement Parlor & Associates

The Button Club Staff

The Button Club Performers

The Button Club Patrons

Misc. Residents

US Military

The Phoenician Hotel & Casino

Mafia & Associates

Patrons

Staff

Racers

Miss Julie

Miami, Florida

Hotel Fontainebleau Staff

Hotel Fontainebleau Guests

Miami After Dark

Cuban Club

The World of Matchmaking

The Matchmaker Mafia

The Tearoom

Melamid Family & Staff

Other Clients

Lehman Oil Ranch

Harry Drake Management Office

Airline Employees

Forest Hills, Queens

Radio Performer, Technicians, and Clients

Club that Joel and Archie Visit

Benjamin's Hospital

Harlem

Insurance Agency

The Wolford

Upper Management

Dancers

Bar Staff

Band

Other Staff

Patrons

The Gordon Ford Show

Upper Management

Writing Staff

Office Workers

Production Crew

Hair & Makeup

Security

The Band

Guests

Audience Members

Denizens of Christopher Street

Trapped Door Dancers

The New York Daily News

15th St. Comedy Club

Seconds Count! with Sophie Lennon

Staff

Panelists

Audience Members

Cab Drivers

Reporters

Alfie's Regular Bar

Coney Island

Asylum

Toots Shor's

Extraction Team

Building New York Expo 1961

Staff

Private Waste Management Cast

Other Performers

Diddy Doo Diaper Boat Party

Gay Bathhouse

The Danny Stevens Show

The Alcott School

Teachers

Parents

Students

17 Wo Hop Restaurant

Midge's Staff

1973

1984

2005

Misc. Love Interests

Misc. Workers

See Also