Broadway producer. Works with Howie Stapleman.

S3E4 - Susie meets with Howie Stapleman and Bernie Zucker at the Stage Deli to try and get Sophie Lennon's Strindberg adaptation made.

S3E5 - Bernie very eagerly sits in on a rehearsal of Miss Julie.

S3E6 - Bernie is stunned along with the rest of the cast and crew when the investor showcase actually goes very well.

S3E6 - Bernie comes up to Susie, freaking out because he lost the theater. Susie promises to take care of it.

SUSIE: You had your laughs. Now let's say we get down to brass fuckin' tacks. I can make you a lot of money. You like money? I like money. Tell me you don't like money.
BERNIE: We like money.
HOWIE: Yeah, we like money.
SUSIE: Yeah, I've seen your résumés. You're not exactly flawless. One of you did some musical about the Donner Party?
BERNIE: That crack the Times made: “The actors chewed the scenery and then each other.” I'm still sore.
– S3E4

BERNIE: We lost the theater.
SUSIE: How do you lose a thousand-seat theater?
BERNIE: They got a better offer. They gave it away.
SUSIE: They can't give it away. You booked it. You gave them a check.
BERNIE: Yeah, well, they gave it back.
SUSIE: They gave it back, and you took it?
BERNIE: What was I gonna do? Duck?
SUSIE: Fucking yes!
BERNIE: They handed me the check, I took the check. This is what civilized people do.
SUSIE: This isn't civilized people. This is Broadway.
– S3E6

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5. It's Comedy or Cabbage
6. Kind of Bleau

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