Priest at Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow.

S2E3 - Midge sweet talks Father O’Brien into moving Mary’s wedding out of the punishment room, up to the window room.

S2E3 - Father O’Brien is present at Mary’s wedding, and is extremely displeased when Midge makes a joke about having sex with him.

MIDGE: Don't we love our sweet Mary?
O'BRIEN: Oh, I've known Mary all her life. I baptized her when she was just a week old.
– S2E3

MIDGE: But I guess what I'm wondering now is, what if you let them have the Window Room for an early evening reception? For just a couple of hours. Nothing fancy.
O'BRIEN: Our bingo ladies are there then.
MIDGE: You can bump them. Just for this one night? For Mary? And Bill. Mary's Bill.
O'BRIEN: Well, we do all love Bill. Mm. I guess an early evening event in the Window Room can be arranged.
– S2E3

MIDGE: And of course, there's Father O'Brien. A good man, a pious man, a handsome man. And whatever you heard, people, I did not schtup Father O'Brien. I don't think God would look too kindly on that. The lightning bolt would be the size of Florida, right, Father? A… and if a priest is gonna have sex, I think God would prefer it wasn't with a Jew. That's like putting mayonnaise on a bialy, you don't do it.
– S2E3

3. The Punishment Room

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