Comedian and host at the 15th Street Comedy Club.

S4E2 - Midge and Susie head down to the 15th Street Comedy Club, but Bobby informs them that all the slots are long taken and refuses to bump anyone. The two sit at the bar and loudly critique the acts while getting progressively drunker. David hosts, first introducing Noah Birnbaum. After Midge and Susie disrupt Noah Birnbaum’s act, Bobby tells Stewie to throw them out if they speak again. Stewie fails, however, to prevent their continued shenanigans. Later, Frankie Borden leaves the stage and David prepares to introduce Billy Jones. Susie plays a prank, locking Billy out of the club, leaving David to flounder on stage until Midge barges up and does Billy’s act. Outraged, Bobby tosses Midge and Susie out of the club and bans them for life.

DAVID: Yeah, think about guys' names on the Yankees, huh? Wouldn't it be something if Whitey Ford drove a Chevy? Or if Mickey Mantle had nowhere to put awards? Do you think Jim Coates gets cold in the wintertime?
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DAVID: Hey, any of you hear about this big new book by Harper Lee? Guess what her favorite drink is. Tequila Mockingbird.
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DAVID: I've got a very funny man coming up next. Goes by the name of Billy Jones. Thank you. I did not birth him, but I'll take it.
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DAVID: So, here he comes. He just got back from a world tour if you call the world Scranton. Everybody's favorite except for that wife of his, Billy Jones! Where are you, Billy?
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2. Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps

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