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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Co-Starring Chris Chirdon |
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| First Appearance | Because You Left |
| Last Appearance | Marvelous Radio |
Don
Joel’s co-worker at Tri-borough Plastics.
Table of Contents
Biography
S1E3 - Joel dispatches Don to Jersey to inspect the Dow Chemical plant.
S1E8 - Joel, Archie and Don plan out their upcoming pitch with some help from Mrs. Moskowitz.
S1E8 - Joel quits his job right in the middle of a pitch meeting. Mrs. Moskowitz, Archie and Don are present.
S2E8 - Don attends Imogene’s baby shower, where he listens to Abe describe the plot of an episode of The Twilight Zone, then correctly predicts the ending before Abe can say it, much to his chagrin.
S3E7 - Don swings by the Maisel and Roth factory to pick up some baseball tickets from Joel. While he’s there, he learns how Archie has been living there with Joel for the past two months, and repeatedly comments on how weird it is. As Archie leaves to visit Imogene and the kids, he bangs his head on a pipe as Manny and the rest of the factory looks on.
Quotes & Dialogue
JOEL: So, someone should drop by their Jersey plant, like now, to see them in person, check in on the pipeline.
ARCHIE: Please don't make me go to Jersey.
JOEL: Don, you're going to Jersey.
DON: Oh, I don't get a say?
JOEL: Seniority counts for something, Donny.
– S1E3
JOEL: Come back a conqueror.
DON: You got it, boss.
– S1E3
DON: “Belter Chemical Company of Pasadena, California specializes in Bakelite production.”
JOEL: Got to speak up, Donny.
DON: “But their profits have seen a steady decline ever since the war ended. Not only is there no need for pilot goggles…”
JOEL: Yada, yada, yada. You got to pace it up. You're boring the shit out of me.
DON: Archie?
ARCHIE: Hmm, what? Is Donny still talking?
DON: Screw you, Archie.
JOEL: Okay. Let's say Donny finishes and everyone's still conscious.
DON: Thank you, thank you very much.
JOEL: You'll step in with the Belter profit and loss records. Play up the bad, which means…
ARCHIE: We swoop in with a lowball offer that they will jump at!
JOEL: Hear that, Donny? It's called having a pulse.
DON: I'm being ganged up on here, Mrs. Moskowitz.
CAROL: Play nice, boys.
– S1E8
CAROL: Oh! I don't think Don should wear his Grey suit. It makes him look tubby.
DON: Et Tu, Mrs. Moskowitz?
– S1E8
DON: Does he break his glasses? And there's no one to fix 'em. You made a big deal about his glasses before. Is that right? (chuckles) That's great.
– S2E8
DON: That's weird.
– S3E7 (repeated line)