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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Co-Starring Dave T. Koenig |
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| First Appearance | Doink |
| Last Appearance | Doink |
Darren
Elevator operator at B. Altman’s department store.
Table of Contents
Biography
S1E5 - Took Midge up for a job interview, was freaked out by her enthusiasm about elevator operators.
Quotes & Dialogue
DARREN: Good morning, ladies.
WOMAN #2: Eighth floor, please.
WOMAN #1: Third floor, please.
MIDGE: Fifth for me.
DARREN: Thank you, ladies.
MIDGE: You make it look easy.
DARREN: Ma'am?
MIDGE: Operating the elevator, like it's second nature.
DARREN: Yes, ma'am.
MIDGE: Although I'm sure it's way more complicated than it looks, a testament to your skill.
DARREN: Third floor.
MIDGE: Good job. So, how do you like working for B. Altman?
DARREN: Well, I've been here for 16 years.
MIDGE: A ringing endorsement. How many times a day do you think that you open this…
DARREN: Fifth floor.
MIDGE: Ooh, that's me. Smooth as silk. Thank you, Darren. Love the outfit.
– S1E5
Appearances
Season 1
See Also
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