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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Co-Starring (4×2-4×4) Dance/Music/Stunts (4×8) Lilin Lace |
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| Also Known As | Wolford Dancer - Dressed in Man's Suit |
| First Appearance | Billy Jones and the Orgy Lamps |
| Last Appearance | How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? |
Lana LaRue
Biography
S4E2 - Midge catches the end Lana’s performance when Gloria leads her and Susie into the Wolford. As she gets off stage, Lana mistakes Midge for a fellow stripper.
S4E4 - Midge continues to wage an uphill battle trying to improve the working conditions at the Wolford. She stands and watches as today's dancers (Gilded Age, Lana LaRue, Philomena, Sugar, Tilly, Bunny, Bubbles, Can Can Mademoiselle, Gloria, Mitzi, Cotton Ball and Sapphira), garbed in gnatty costumes with missing components, lethargically go through the motions of the finale. At the end of the act, the curtain fails to descend.
S4E4 - At the Wolford, Midge finally starts to make some headway. When Boise barges into the dressing room and tells Mitzi to move her ass, Midge firmly tells him to speak to the dancers with more respect, and to always knock at the door before entering. Gloria, Mitzi, Bunny, Philomena, Bubbles, Can Can Mademoiselle, Sapphira, Sugar, Gilded Age and Lana LaRue all look on, surprised and impressed.
S4E4 - At the Wolford, things are finally going well. The dancers for the night (Can Can Mademoiselle, Sapphira, Bunny, Sugar, Philomena, Ringmaster, Mitzi, Lana LaRue, Gilded Age, Cotton Ball, Annie Oakley) perform the finale, and it is noticeably more energetic and polished than before. Their costumes are now pristine and illustrious, presumably thanks to some help from Zelda. At the end of the act, the curtain descends, the band stops, Midge's spotlight comes on, her mic works, and she is able to deliver her closing remarks cleanly. As she leaves the stage, Midge exclaims that they finally got it perfect… only to fall into the orchestra pit, breaking her arm. The dancers react with mild interest and concern, but nobody else appears to care.
S4E8 - At the Wolford, an ensemble of dancers performs a series of simultaneous vignettes about domesticity in a dollhouse-style set, choreographed to the song “Femininity.” In the top left corner, a dominatrix subdues a woman dressed in a man's suit (Lana LaRue). Shortly after the performance, the Wolford is raided by the police. Lana is already in the dressing room in the middle of changing, so she is able to scram before many of the other dancers.
Quotes & Dialogue
LANA: You new?
– S4E2
Appearances
Season 4

