Recording booth technician. Competitor of Dickie.

S3E7 - Midge performs commercials for Paramus Ford car dealership, Pall Mall cigarettes, a nylon sale at B. Altman's, and Bell Brothers Shoes, recorded by Dickie and Irene, who inform her that they have another slot in a few hours if she's available. Susie comments on how small the paycheck is, and Dickie explains that it's piecework - you have to do a lot to make a lot. Midge and Susie rush across the hall to studio B, where Midge plays a little girl in an ad for an ice cream business in the Bronx, recorded by Scott. As they leave, Dickie spots them and shouts at them for supporting his competition, but Susie spits his own words about piecework back at him. The two then rush across town to another studio, where Midge performs a commerical for Pursette tampons, recorded by Pat. After the recording, he informs them that compensation will not be given in money, but in product. They then rush back across town to Dickie and Irene's booth, where Midge performs alongside Johnny in an ad for Pete's Mortuary Services in Brooklyn. The owners, Pete and Edna Drummond, are present, and grow very displeased when Midge can't stop laughing during the recording. After a stop for lunch, Midge and Susie continue bouncing about between recording sessions. Midge does a Parker pens ad for Pat, a Fleishman's flowers ad for Scott, and a Toffenetti's restaurant ad for Dickie and Irene.

MIDGE: Why didn't you just get a four-year- old girl?
SCOTT: They can't read. Check the mic.
– S3E7

MIDGE: “It's so big, Daddy.” (normal voice): Wait.
SCOTT: What.
MIDGE: Is this pornography?
SCOTT: It's not pornography.
SUSIE: Sounds like pornography.
SCOTT: It's not pornography. Keep going, from the last line.
– S3E7

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