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Pilot (Transcript)
Episode Number	1.1
Written By	Amy Sherman-Palladino
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Pilot (Transcript)

This is the transcript for Pilot, the first episode of the first season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.

Transcript

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00:53:53	MIDGE:	Do you love it?
00:54:01	LENNY:	Well, I’ve been doing it a while… Okay, let's put it like this. If there was anything else in the entire world that I could possibly do to earn a living, I would. Anything. I'm talking dry cleaners to the Klan, crippled-kid portrait-painter, slaughterhouse attendant… If someone said to me, “Leonard, you can either eat a guy's head, or do two weeks at the Copa,” I'd say “pass the fucking salt.” It's a terrible, terrible job. It should not exist. Like cancer, and god.