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| Episode Number | 1.1 |
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| Written By | Amy Sherman-Palladino |
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Pilot (Transcript)
This is the transcript for Pilot, the first episode of the first season of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.
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Transcript
TODO
| 00:53:53 | MIDGE: | Do you love it? |
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| 00:54:01 | LENNY: | Well, I’ve been doing it a while… Okay, let's put it like this. If there was anything else in the entire world that I could possibly do to earn a living, I would. Anything. I'm talking dry cleaners to the Klan, crippled-kid portrait-painter, slaughterhouse attendant… If someone said to me, “Leonard, you can either eat a guy's head, or do two weeks at the Copa,” I'd say “pass the fucking salt.” It's a terrible, terrible job. It should not exist. Like cancer, and god. |
00:53:53
MIDGE:
Do you love it?
00:54:01
LENNY:
Well, I’ve been doing it a while… Okay, let's put it like this. If there was anything else in the entire world that I could possibly do to earn a living, I would. Anything. I'm talking dry cleaners to the Klan, crippled-kid portrait-painter, slaughterhouse attendant… If someone said to me, “Leonard, you can either eat a guy's head, or do two weeks at the Copa,” I'd say “pass the fucking salt.” It's a terrible, terrible job. It should not exist. Like cancer, and god.
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