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| Credit Group, Portrayed By | Co-Starring David Bluvband |
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| First Appearance | The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets |
| Last Appearance | The Punishment Room |
Virgil
Basement-dweller at The Music Inn. Collector of sound.
Table of Contents
Biography
S1E4 - Susie introduces Midge to Oz and Virgil, and helps her to buy a comedy record from their private collection.
S1E6 - Virgil and Oz listen back to an unsourced tape of Midge’s first gig, and decide to publish it under the title “Mrs. X at the Gaslight.”
S1E8 - Virgil plays back the “Mrs. X at the Gaslight” tape for a pair of girls who like it, and the three of them speculate about who is on the tape. Joel overhears, and has an angry outburst.
S2E3 - Strapped for cash, Susie goes to the Music Inn to sell a rare Charley Patton record to Oz and Virgil. While they vet it, she browses the store and discovers the “Mrs. X at the Gaslight” record. Susie shouts at them for distributing unauthorized audio of her client, and they run away.
Quotes & Dialogue
VIRGIL: Don't touch! Did you tell her not to touch?
SUSIE: Uh, he doesn't want you to touch.
MIDGE: I'm picking up on that.
VIRGIL: It's a private collection. Did you tell her it's a private collection, and that all sales are subject to the owner's approval?
SUSIE: Tell her yourself. These guys have never spoken to a viable mate before. Virgil, Oz, meet Midge.
MIDGE: Nice to meet you, fellas.
SUSIE: Mm, pretty sure that's the sound of two guys spontaneously ejaculating.
– S1E4
MIDGE: How much?
VIRGIL: That's not for sale.
SUSIE: Virgil…
VIRGIL: It's my only copy.
MIDGE: Virgil…
VIRGIL: Buck-fifty.
– S1E4
WOMAN: Play it again. I swear I know her.
VIRGIL: Okay, here you go.
WOMAN: That's Barbra Mellon.
VIRGIL: No, it's not. I asked her.
– S1E8
JOEL: What the hell is this?
VIRGIL: It's not for sale.
– S1E8
VIRGIL: Your Charley Patton? Why are you selling your Charley Patton?
SUSIE: 'Cause I need the money, genius.
VIRGIL: It's kind of rare.
SUSIE: Don't rub it in. Could you hurry it up, guys? I got stuff to do.
OZ: Look, we pride ourselves on our quality control, so we go over everything with a fine-tooth comb.
SUSIE: I just hope it's not the one you use to rake the crabs out of your pubes.
VIRGIL: It's not. “Cornet Chop Suey.” No way.
OZ: First pressing, too.
VIRGIL: It's so perfect I could cry.
– S2E3