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Retiring Wolford MC.

S4E2 - Midge stumbles into the comic’s final show, and realizes that this is where she wants her next gig to be.

OLDER COMIC: Hey, yeah! Let's have a round of applause for Lana LaRue! A nice, patriotic young girl. I can see that a bunch of you guys are still saluting. Hey, yeah!
GUY GETTING DRINKS: Keep the change, sweetie. And keep them coming.
OLDER COMIC: Hey, nice suit. Must be a naked cadaver in a morgue somewhere. Speaking of cadavers, you've heard of rigor mortis? I'd kill to be young, but I didn't know I'd have to die to stay stiff! So, this is my last night here at the Wolford. Don't everyone congratulate me at once.
MAN: Happy retirement!
OLDER COMIC: I'm too in demand to retire, buddy. I got a better gig. ♪ You'll miss me when I'm gone. Oh, you're gonna miss me so much. ♪ Eh, your loss. So, old Cliff wanted me to stay. Said he had a plan to bring in more cash. A family-friendly night. Bring the kiddies. It's a two-milk minimum. Hey, it's not a bad idea. We already got the udders. So, I'm looking forward to my next gig. Crowd's a little more sophisticated. Little more mature.
– S4E2

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