Man

B. Altman’s customer.

S1E7 - The Man enters B. Altman’s and asks Midge for help finding something that will make his wife look like Elizabeth Taylor. Midge later works this incident into her act.

MAN: Yes, I want something that'll make my wife look like…
MIDGE: …Elizabeth Taylor. So, I pointed him to the sunglass department.
MIDGE: …Elizabeth Taylor. And I wanted to say to him, “Sir, look in a mirror. Would someone who looks like Elizabeth Taylor come home to someone who looks like you?”
MIDGE: …Elizabeth Taylor. I wanted to say to him, “I hope she's out shopping for something that makes you look like Rock Hudson.”
MIDGE: …Elizabeth Taylor. So, I asked for all the money in his wallet and said, “There. Now at least it'll feel like you're married to Elizabeth Taylor.”
– S1E7

7. Put That On Your Plate!

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