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| <html><center></html>**Virgil** \\ {{characters:virgil.png?300x|Virgil}}<html></center></html> ||
^ <html><small></html>**Credit Group, **<html></small></html> \\ Portrayed By  | <html><small></html>**Co-Starring**<html></small></html> \\ [[David Bluvband]] |
^ First Appearance | [[S1E4 The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets|The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets]] |
^ Last Appearance  | [[S2E3 The Punishment Room|The Punishment Room]] |
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====== Virgil ======

Basement-dweller at The Music Inn. Collector of sound.

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===== Biography =====

S1E4 - Susie introduces Midge to Oz and Virgil, and helps her to buy a comedy record from their private collection.


S1E6 - Virgil and Oz listen back to an unsourced tape of Midge’s first gig, and decide to publish it under the title “Mrs. X at the Gaslight.”


S1E8 - Virgil plays back the “Mrs. X at the Gaslight” tape for a pair of girls who like it, and the three of them speculate about who is on the tape. Joel overhears, and has an angry outburst.


S2E3 - Strapped for cash, Susie goes to the Music Inn to sell a rare Charley Patton record to Oz and Virgil. While they vet it, she browses the store and discovers the “Mrs. X at the Gaslight” record. Susie shouts at them for distributing unauthorized audio of her client, and they run away.




===== Quotes & Dialogue =====

> VIRGIL: Don't touch! Did you tell her not to touch? \\ SUSIE: Uh, he doesn't want you to touch. \\ MIDGE: I'm picking up on that. \\ VIRGIL: It's a private collection. Did you tell her it's a private collection, and that all sales are subject to the owner's approval? \\ SUSIE: Tell her yourself. These guys have never spoken to a viable mate before. Virgil, Oz, meet Midge. \\ MIDGE: Nice to meet you, fellas. \\ SUSIE: Mm, pretty sure that's the sound of two guys spontaneously ejaculating. \\ – S1E4

> MIDGE: How much? \\ VIRGIL: That's not for sale. \\ SUSIE: Virgil... \\ VIRGIL: It's my only copy. \\ MIDGE: Virgil... \\ VIRGIL: Buck-fifty. \\ – S1E4

> WOMAN: Play it again. I swear I know her. \\ VIRGIL: Okay, here you go. \\ WOMAN: That's Barbra Mellon. \\ VIRGIL: No, it's not. I asked her. \\ – S1E8

> JOEL: What the hell is this? \\ VIRGIL: It's not for sale. \\ – S1E8

> VIRGIL: Your Charley Patton? Why are you selling your Charley Patton? \\ SUSIE: 'Cause I need the money, genius. \\ VIRGIL: It's kind of rare. \\ SUSIE: Don't rub it in. Could you hurry it up, guys? I got stuff to do. \\ OZ: Look, we pride ourselves on our quality control, so we go over everything with a fine-tooth comb. \\ SUSIE: I just hope it's not the one you use to rake the crabs out of your pubes. \\ VIRGIL: It's not. "Cornet Chop Suey." No way. \\ OZ: First pressing, too. \\ VIRGIL: It's so perfect I could cry. \\ – S2E3



===== Appearances =====

==== Season 1 ====

<html><ol class="manually-numbered">
  <li value="4"></html>[[S1E4 The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets|The Disappointment of the Dionne Quintuplets]]<html></li>
  <li value="6"></html>[[S1E6 Mrs X at the Gaslight|Mrs. X at the Gaslight]]<html></li>
  <li value="8"></html>[[S1E8 Thank You and Good Night|Thank You and Good Night]]<html></li>
</ol></html>

==== Season 2 ====

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  <li value="3"></html>[[S2E3 The Punishment Room|The Punishment Room]]<html></li>
</ol></html>

===== See Also =====

  * [[List of Characters]]

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